Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I checked with Martha; It's true, she does like the Cats.

photo by;
Robert Liles

Hmmm Junior Ambassador-ALICIOUS!

I'm a food cart! From Mostlandia!! You can't miss me on North Albina, on the lot next to 4734 , just up from Mississippi, just south of Alberta. ( kitty corner from the Albina Coffee Press) The hours through the Spring are: NOON- DARK Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays. ( I may close briefly from 4-6pm, in case you are planning your day out & I will start opening on some Sundays, so watch for the bulletins when that happens ). Here's the New Spring PANWICH Menu: -TURKEY RUBY: like a Reuben, but with Applekraut ( red cabbage) -VEG OUT: an assortment of roasted, seasoned veggies with melted cheese. -TUNA MELT: with bacon, chips, or pickles on it. -GRILLED CHEESE

I got to feel'in like a machine and baby, that ain't no way to feel!

Mister Bruce is
SHAFT...Shut yo'Mouth. I was only talkin' bout Bruce!
Photo by:
Robert Liles

Where once there was a falcon...

photo by:
Robert Liles

Check out Falcon artistwork!

Falcon artist's work seen on Telephone pole at Killingsworth and Albina.(full disclosure:it's my work!)


Right on the corner. I am sure I am not telling you anything you haven't seen for yourself, but it's finally open. Great Bagels. Cheap ass delicious drip coffee. Half-way decent art on the walls (some artist makes coffee drip art. Original.). And best of all one of the cats who owns it looks JUST like Lenin.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Sand River Trip

Anyone down for a convoy to the SANDY RIVER? I am in #205 KNock on the door shoot me an email. Let's go.

Outside the falcon

Open Studio Info

From email:
the open studio tour for july 26th has been cancelled. We are now looking at a tentative date of thursday, september 18th for our event. please check your calendars and let me know if this date conflicts with any plans you currently have.

Write to Kelly!

Falcon Feed Back

So everybody uses a different set up. Mac's PC's Safari's Firefox'es's and on and on. I have checked The Falcon Blog out on a friends PC and it kinda fell apart. I use Mac. Take a look and let me know where things need to be fixed. Thanks!

Monday, July 7, 2008

W doin it.


*click on the above*
Check out the three day musical event! It can't be faded.
This from their website:
This aint no disco! EMRG+N+SEE is Oregon's only festival showcasing over three days & nights worth of the best cutting-edge electronic & live music - all taking it further! As well, feast on stunning art to delight your eyes, attend transformational workshops, purchase independent fashion and goods, and meet wonderful people in a lush enchanted forest!"


"he Emrg+N+See Festival is one of the only Oregon-based, three-day events dedicated to showcasing: emerging underground electronic music acts and producers from a broad scope of genres, digital & traditional media art, performance, and independently created fashion & products.

Emrg+N+See was born to serve. Conceived in a small café once upon a time in Ashland Oregon, a small band of creatives set out to produce events that brought together emerging artists alongside current topics of social and environmental awareness. That seed was planted in January 2004 and has grown through the years into the festival we know of today - an arena of artist appreciation and integration into popular culture and commerce.

From west coast to east, from Inner being to outer space – it doesn’t matter which – people with skills, musicians with passion, artists with vision – all come to collect themselves under the banner of Emrg+N+See!"

Corner Coffee House Coming soon.

Looks like we are going to have a coffee shop on the corner of Killingsworth and Albina. Coffee House Five or something like that. I will try and get over there this week shoot a couple pics and ask a few questions. They must be doing the work themselves cause its taking for freakin days to open!!

Forth Feast. Thanks Armando and Martha. You fed us well!!

oh yeah the pictures may suck but the food was AWSOME! Thank you so much!

Friday, June 13, 2008


So I was giving a friend a tour of the downstairs 'amazing ' area...The Studio's of the Falcon Building and I noticed two things.
  • Somebody stole our f**king Falcon!
If you know anything? Spill it! RAT'em out. Narc'em out to me. I have half a mind to sic MARTHA on who ever jacked our boy!! It's causing me, not to mention Alexander a real Perigrain Migraine in the ass.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Credit where it is due.

Mr.Minera suggested this blog's web address and name.
At the Falcon.
My ideas...not so as good.
Thanks man.

!!COMING SOON!! @ The Falcon...of the Falcon? All up in the Falcon? Okay at least on the premises somewheres!!

A Falcon Sunday Pot-luck with Paulo 'the guy from 'The Florida of Mexico' Athila Minera, Mister Bruce aka 'The Wrenchanator' and slated to appeared, Martha aka 'Madd Memphis'! Okay so she has a cat named Memphis anyhow. The deal is me and Pau have set up some loose plans for a potluck for a sunday evening real soon. We have some dates penciled in, authorities have been warned recipes Google'd, Fly Powder Blue tuxedos rented. All I can say for sure is -Soon Come.

I will provide a detailed blow by blow with photo documentation of food and frivolity. **With highly anticipated special quest apperaence by Mrs.Minera!!**

My Signature Dish BAAM:

I will pro'ly make some Thai food. I kick ass at Thai'esque'ish asiany looking Ramen Noodle Based Cuisine...dare I say Haute Cuisine? No. I don't dare.

**(Mrs.Minera has yet to confirm date...actually I forgot to ask Paulo to ask her. I'm on that right after...)

He usedta' to live here...The Story of the $16 dollar Cadillac

He usedta' to live here... and he BUGGED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. WAIT WAIT - Man I am coming off like a straight crotchety curmudgeon! These damn Kids and thier hip hop! With thier loud stereo CB's and all sitting on Dubs n such...Jesus I sound like I am in need of a sweater vest, social security checks, AARP Wilferd Brimley's Dia'ah'beeties, a pair of hush puppies and a walker with the tennis balls on the front two legs. I feel like a totally geezer complaining about someone else's loud music?? Not even complaining, reminiscing about complaining!

Anyway I used to hate this kid and his 86 Beige Lac'. Two years ago I had enough one afternoon. I blew a hissy fuse. I went out to confront him and for some reason I grabbed my camera and I got down there and in stead of bitching and moaning over nuthin it all became simple and I asked him to pose, cause I 'liked his ride'. You know what happened then? That turned out to be one of my favorite Falcon images (and a Falcon moment as Cheese D as that sounds). Best part is that kid, who ever he was, was so flattered somebody dug his hooptyass caddy that from then on he ALWAYS turned his -decibel deluge'in worst of the worst top 40 Lil'John crap rap- down from 'so so def ' to 'so very quiet' if I just asked him. I was almost a total dick to him for no reason. That was a lot of bull'ish preamble. Sorry. Here is the picture:

*This image is not the most Infocus and yeah its a skosh Blurry...but hey, if you've met me, I am a little outta focus and blurry myself.

He pretty much Rules the Falcon Underworld...at Art.

It's Alexander yo!

In addition to being a FINE artist. Alexander really has his finger on the Pulse of what the kids wanna see so far as subject matter. He really captures what the kids wanna see in a painting. Okay Full Disclosure and shit, That is a painting of me. And for real. The 'Kids' want nuthin to do with me. But hey, someone liked my purrty mug and his BADASS styles and they bought it! Alexander for real man. You did it up right with that! High Fives and say hello to my myspace profile pic! I am gonna try and hunt down your web site if you got one and also plug your painting classes if you don't mind. Get at me with the info and I'll post it right up!

Update: I did like two whole seconds of google sleuthing and found his info! Here goes: Alexander 'Roll Out' Rokoff's studio Site
and also cause he has a dashing look about him! Here is his mug!

Say hi to him in the halls. Alexander is a weath of talent and good ideas fo'really tho.

The Best F'n Bread I ever did eat!

Way in the back of the second floor of The Falcon there is some magic happen'n with a little yeast a little flour and a lot of drinking...errr I mean kneading. Rebbecca and Jamerson knocked me out with their 'Toast of the Town Bread'.

*crappy Cell phone pic. Muh'bad.*
Mmmmmmm Give us our daily bread...or at least Bi-Weekly Bread.
This article will be amended shortly. It is crucial that Me Jay'roc and Rebbecca "The Eye of the Tiger" share Polaroids and libations. It's during that time I will figure out some other stuff to add. Like How you can buy this wonderful bread. This Manna from heav...errr, from the second floor! Check back on the regular
(<--- I am tryin hard to talk hip like the kids from that movie Juno!).